Mate Criteria

The order of this list does not signify the importance of each attribute. All are equally important and irrelevant.

  1. You must be the kind of person that will always place your used shopping cart in a place that is not in the way of potential (or visible) vehicles, if not able to take the cart to a metal rack or back into the store.
  2. She will must only eat fast food on rare occasions (preferably when we are drunk or hungover). And she probably shouldn’t smoke cigarettes; I don’t need to start again. Vaping is accepted.
  3. She must know what it is like to drive on the highway after a fresh snow and run out of washer fluid. The salt does not spread on clear.